Last Updated On December 4, 2017

 

a pack full of toys means a sack full of joys

 

 

December 2, 2017

Hello you delicious elfin cherubs! Welcome to day two.

HAVE YOU STARTED YOUR SHOPPING YET??!!

Are you finished with it? Are you having doubts about your purchases? Are you over-indulging your children? Are you under-indulging them? Are you having panic attacks in the mall? Are you envisioning financial ruin?

Maybe you are the crafty type: Are you having a case of the Pinterest fails? Are you planning on telling people your kids made this shit? Did you overextend yourself? Are you stunned by the realization that making a thing costs ten times more than just purchasing it?

Are you questioning how “gift worthy” the people on your list actually are…

I know people often say they would rather give than receive but let me be the first asshole to stand up and say, “ya know, actually I like receiving WAY more.”

I can’t tell you how to do this that will incur no stress, but I can GIVE you this:

On this second day of advent give yourself a gift. Big, small, doesn’t matter and be flexible about your conceptualization of what a gift is.

It can mean:

Oops! How did THAT end up in my cart?

Or leaving early to pick up your kid so you can rock out or hit the drive-thru or both.

Or “Fuck everything! I’m buying the shoes!”

Or baking cookies and eating them your damn self.

Give yourself a little somethin somethin today, you deserve it. xoxoxoxox

 

Last Updated On December 4, 2017

 

a pack full of toys means a sack full of joys

 

December 2, 2017

Hello you delicious elfin cherubs! Welcome to day two.

HAVE YOU STARTED YOUR SHOPPING YET??!!

Are you finished with it? Are you having doubts about your purchases? Are you over-indulging your children? Are you under-indulging them? Are you having panic attacks in the mall? Are you envisioning financial ruin?

Maybe you are the crafty type: Are you having a case of the Pinterest fails? Are you planning on telling people your kids made this shit? Did you overextend yourself? Are you stunned by the realization that making a thing costs ten times more than just purchasing it?

Are you questioning how “gift worthy” the people on your list actually are…

I know people often say they would rather give than receive but let me be the first asshole to stand up and say, “ya know, actually I like receiving WAY more.”

I can’t tell you how to do this that will incur no stress, but I can GIVE you this:

On this second day of advent give yourself a gift. Big, small, doesn’t matter and be flexible about your conceptualization of what a gift is.

It can mean:

Oops! How did THAT end up in my cart?

Or leaving early to pick up your kid so you can rock out or hit the drive-thru or both.

Or “Fuck everything! I’m buying the shoes!”

Or baking cookies and eating them your damn self.

Give yourself a little somethin somethin today, you deserve it. xoxoxoxox

Last Updated On December 4, 2017

a pack full of toys means a sack full of joys

December 2, 2017

Hello you delicious elfin cherubs! Welcome to day two.

HAVE YOU STARTED YOUR SHOPPING YET??!!

Are you finished with it? Are you having doubts about your purchases? Are you over-indulging your children? Are you under-indulging them? Are you having panic attacks in the mall? Are you envisioning financial ruin?

Maybe you are the crafty type: Are you having a case of the Pinterest fails? Are you planning on telling people your kids made this shit? Did you overextend yourself? Are you stunned by the realization that making a thing costs ten times more than just purchasing it?

Are you questioning how “gift worthy” the people on your list actually are…

I know people often say they would rather give than receive but let me be the first asshole to stand up and say, “ya know, actually I like receiving WAY more.”

I can’t tell you how to do this that will incur no stress, but I can GIVE you this:

On this second day of advent give yourself a gift. Big, small, doesn’t matter and be flexible about your conceptualization of what a gift is.

It can mean:

Oops! How did THAT end up in my cart?

Or leaving early to pick up your kid so you can rock out or hit the drive-thru or both.

Or “Fuck everything! I’m buying the shoes!”

Or baking cookies and eating them your damn self.

Give yourself a little somethin somethin today, you deserve it. xoxoxoxox